scary: laudna

[turbulency]

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[turbulency]

[ there is a very pointed pause ]

No offense, but you look like someone who would be happy to be here.

[undread]

Thank you. Admittedly, I wouldn't mind it if it weren't for the timing.

[turbulency]

[ he smiles a little when she doesn't get offended ]

I'm glad you're not silver lining into thinking this is a nice vacation. [ curious, ] Did you also wake up here without knowing how?

[undread]

[she nods.]

I've no idea how I came to be here...

[turbulency]

[ bummer... ]

It's kind of elaborate to be a prank TV show.

[undread]

...A prank TV show?

[what do these words mean...]

[turbulency]

[ the way geto just thinks she's a goth cosplayer ]

Never seen one? Normally they just put people in crazy, but believable situations and then reveal it was all staged.

I don't think they'd go as far as to kidnap people like this.

[undread]

I don't know what it is... they put people in crazy situations?

[turbulency]

[ the way i've never seen one of these shows so i don't have an example ]

Uh, yeah. Like they'll put you in a room, but everything is chocolate and you have to eat your way out.

[undread]

That's...too much chocolate. It's hopeless. We'll be trapped.

[turbulency]

... I don't think that's what's going on here, for the record.

This is obviously some weird torture.

[undread]

Torture? In what way?

[it seems nice here?]

[turbulency]

There's only like three toilets between forty people.

Also the food doesn't taste like anything.

[undread]

Oh. I don't really need to eat. Or the rest of that...

[turbulency]

You don't? [ ? ] You're not human?

[undread]

I'm human. I'm just a different kind of human.

[turbulency]

Like... a superhuman?

[ she is a marvel hero? ]

[undread]

Yes, exactly! Like a superhuman!

[she has no idea what that is.]

I don't really need to eat, and I can do this!

[sorry about this but she will just very casually dislocate one of her shoulders and then pop it back into place.]

[turbulency]

[




OKAY WELL

THAT'S UNCOMFORTABLE TO WATCH ]

...

Do you not feel pain...?

[undread]

Oh, I do, but it doesn't bother me very much.

[turbulency]

... Hey. Can I ask you something that might be insensitive?

[undread]

Oh, ask away! I'm not shy.

[lacing her fingers together with a big smile.]

[turbulency]

Are you a zombie?

[undread]

[oh. hmm.]

I think that's a bit of a rude way to put it. But I'm dead, yes.

[turbulency]

Sorry, is there a term you like to use?

[ he can be politically correct ]