scary: laudna

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[ the way geto just thinks she's a goth cosplayer ]

Never seen one? Normally they just put people in crazy, but believable situations and then reveal it was all staged.

I don't think they'd go as far as to kidnap people like this.

[undread]

I don't know what it is... they put people in crazy situations?

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[ the way i've never seen one of these shows so i don't have an example ]

Uh, yeah. Like they'll put you in a room, but everything is chocolate and you have to eat your way out.

[undread]

That's...too much chocolate. It's hopeless. We'll be trapped.

[turbulency]

... I don't think that's what's going on here, for the record.

This is obviously some weird torture.

[undread]

Torture? In what way?

[it seems nice here?]

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There's only like three toilets between forty people.

Also the food doesn't taste like anything.

[undread]

Oh. I don't really need to eat. Or the rest of that...

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You don't? [ ? ] You're not human?

[undread]

I'm human. I'm just a different kind of human.

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Like... a superhuman?

[ she is a marvel hero? ]

[undread]

Yes, exactly! Like a superhuman!

[she has no idea what that is.]

I don't really need to eat, and I can do this!

[sorry about this but she will just very casually dislocate one of her shoulders and then pop it back into place.]

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[




OKAY WELL

THAT'S UNCOMFORTABLE TO WATCH ]

...

Do you not feel pain...?

[undread]

Oh, I do, but it doesn't bother me very much.

[turbulency]

... Hey. Can I ask you something that might be insensitive?

[undread]

Oh, ask away! I'm not shy.

[lacing her fingers together with a big smile.]

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Are you a zombie?

[undread]

[oh. hmm.]

I think that's a bit of a rude way to put it. But I'm dead, yes.

[turbulency]

Sorry, is there a term you like to use?

[ he can be politically correct ]

[undread]

It's simply that that one implies that I'm mindless or that I eat people, and it couldn't be further from the truth. I have absolutely no interest in eating anyone!

[a big, extremely creepy smile.]

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[ HELP... ]

What are your interests then?

[undread]

I like crafts, decor, that sort of thing. Collecting!

[turbulency]

Good thing you're here then. [ the theatre ] There's some craft supplies, I think.

[undread]

Yes, good point. I'll have to see what I can gather.