scary: gojo

[turbulency]

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[ hey.... he will bump shoulders, but then just lean a bit. ]

We can roast it, can't we? Or maybe there's a kitchen in one of the houses.

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[ oh! he perks up a little ]

The houses are pretty nice. They might have seasoning too.

[ maybe they can finally taste flavour ]

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Want to cook for us?

[ Holds squash with both arms, hugging it. ]

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I could try?

[ has he ever cooked in his life

But okay, he grabs some of the other vegetables too, and then nods toward the houses. ]

Hopefully the stuff in the houses actually works.

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I haven't checked them out, actually, so first time for both of us to see!

[ He will also bring more vegetables. Do they need this much? They're growing boys and would need so much.

To the first abandoned house! It has pictures of a bipedal goat. ]

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[ Sorry to intrude into your house Pashmina...

There is a kitchen in the house, and he disposes of the vegetables in the sink before wandering further in and... ]

Whoa. There's a whole bathroom in here.

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We can shower...?

[ beelines to the bathroom. ]

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[ immediately runs in too ]

I call first shower.

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I was already here first!

[ SHOVES HIM ]

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I'm the one who found the bathroom?

[ DON'T PUSH he just starts tugging off his clothes get out ]

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[ Your pants have a high waisted button corset thing, so good luck with that. Satoru does the same, but purposely tosses his jacket over Suguru's head to blind him. ]

First come first serve!

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[ HIS STUPID PANTS

Rips the jacket off and switches tactics to shoving Satoru out again. ]

Satoru. I'm showering first.

[ He's manifesting. ]

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[ they really are fighting while stripping. Satoru turns the knob for the shower to start before he has to fight the shoving. ]

I thought you were going to cook!

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Why should I cook while you get too shower?!

[ i assume they took their shoes off before coming into the house

back to ripping off his shirt so that he can stick his torso under the water

the water is probably freezing because satoru didn't get a chance to adjust the temperature ]

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[ it is purposely put at freezing, yeah. how does it feel?

Satoru leans against the door frame with most of his shirt unbuttoned, arms crossed, smiling mischievously. ]

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[ IT'S COLD

He jerks back away from the water, which is probably splashing all over the floor, and marches over to Satoru with an irritated look.

Gives him a hug. ]

Fine. Go shower first.

[ Bonks their foreheads together before stepping out of the bathroom, grabbing his shirt on the way. ]

I don't want to change back into my uniform anyway. I'll grab some clothes and come back.

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[ You think you can leave... He hugs him back, lets them bonk heads, and unfortunately stays latched onto him even when Suguru tries to leave. It warms his heart to see him look so defeated (joke).

While they're close, Satoru carefully loosens his bun, then extracts the hair tie. ]

You're going to go out looking like this?

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[ His limbs are too long to escape.

He makes a sound of protest when Satoru pulls his hair free, especially since it's not like he's been able to shampoo it lately. ]

Oi. [ He combs his hair to the side and away from his face, disgruntled. ] Did you only race for the shower so I couldn't get it?

[ Pinches his nose. ]

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[ That means he keeps him here in the slightly wet bathroom in an abandoned animal crossing house. He maneuvers him away from the door with an arm around his waist while fiddling with the hair tie in his other hand. ]

Maaaaaaaybe.

[ His nose gets pinched and he leans in to nuzzle his hand, eyes shining like if he keeps his hand here he will bite him. Not the fun or flirty way, but the painful and annoying way. ]

You can have the shower now.

[ He's content after watching Suguru mope. ]

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[ He really is so freaking annoying. Suguru considers just suffocating him, but opts against it. Instead, he lets go of his nose so that he can squish his face between his palms. ]

Really?

[ How merciful... The shower is probably still running behind them. ]

Then get out. [ Bonks their heads together one more time before gently shoving Satoru toward the door. ] I was okay waiting and getting some clean clothes first though.

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Yeah, because you stink more.

[ Why is he getting squished and bonked!!! He tries his best by puffing out his cheeks to FEND HIM OFF, but gets another head bonk.

The shower is still running freezing cold in the background. ]

I can go pick up some clothes while you shower. [ Slowly peeling away. Looks like Suguru can shower, REALLY. ] Got any requests?

[ He will start buttoning his shirt back up. ]

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[ RUDE ASS

He does not trust Satoru to get him clothes AT ALL, but he still says, ] Nothing stupid.

[ And then he kicks him out so that he can shower!! Changing the temperate to hot! Washing his hair with shampoo! It's so luxurious...

He probably finishes before Satoru is back, so he will be in the kitchen... chopping their vegetables even though he doesn't know how to cook. ]

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[ LISTEN HERE

He brings normal clothes and some not as normal pieces. ]

I'm home!

[ you two don't live here ]

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[ They can live here now. Don't all the ACNH houses have a Switch.

Anyway, he stops chopping the squash to look nosily at the clothes that Satoru brought. ]

What'd you get?

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Clothes.

[ Obviously. They are literally regular clothes. You can choose that for yourself, then also some matching t-shirts and aloha shirts... Some cute hair pins...

And a frilly apron. ]