scary: gojo

[turbulency]

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[turbulency]

[ HIS STUPID PANTS

Rips the jacket off and switches tactics to shoving Satoru out again. ]

Satoru. I'm showering first.

[ He's manifesting. ]

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[ they really are fighting while stripping. Satoru turns the knob for the shower to start before he has to fight the shoving. ]

I thought you were going to cook!

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Why should I cook while you get too shower?!

[ i assume they took their shoes off before coming into the house

back to ripping off his shirt so that he can stick his torso under the water

the water is probably freezing because satoru didn't get a chance to adjust the temperature ]

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[ it is purposely put at freezing, yeah. how does it feel?

Satoru leans against the door frame with most of his shirt unbuttoned, arms crossed, smiling mischievously. ]

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[ IT'S COLD

He jerks back away from the water, which is probably splashing all over the floor, and marches over to Satoru with an irritated look.

Gives him a hug. ]

Fine. Go shower first.

[ Bonks their foreheads together before stepping out of the bathroom, grabbing his shirt on the way. ]

I don't want to change back into my uniform anyway. I'll grab some clothes and come back.

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[ You think you can leave... He hugs him back, lets them bonk heads, and unfortunately stays latched onto him even when Suguru tries to leave. It warms his heart to see him look so defeated (joke).

While they're close, Satoru carefully loosens his bun, then extracts the hair tie. ]

You're going to go out looking like this?

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[ His limbs are too long to escape.

He makes a sound of protest when Satoru pulls his hair free, especially since it's not like he's been able to shampoo it lately. ]

Oi. [ He combs his hair to the side and away from his face, disgruntled. ] Did you only race for the shower so I couldn't get it?

[ Pinches his nose. ]

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[ That means he keeps him here in the slightly wet bathroom in an abandoned animal crossing house. He maneuvers him away from the door with an arm around his waist while fiddling with the hair tie in his other hand. ]

Maaaaaaaybe.

[ His nose gets pinched and he leans in to nuzzle his hand, eyes shining like if he keeps his hand here he will bite him. Not the fun or flirty way, but the painful and annoying way. ]

You can have the shower now.

[ He's content after watching Suguru mope. ]

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[ He really is so freaking annoying. Suguru considers just suffocating him, but opts against it. Instead, he lets go of his nose so that he can squish his face between his palms. ]

Really?

[ How merciful... The shower is probably still running behind them. ]

Then get out. [ Bonks their heads together one more time before gently shoving Satoru toward the door. ] I was okay waiting and getting some clean clothes first though.

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Yeah, because you stink more.

[ Why is he getting squished and bonked!!! He tries his best by puffing out his cheeks to FEND HIM OFF, but gets another head bonk.

The shower is still running freezing cold in the background. ]

I can go pick up some clothes while you shower. [ Slowly peeling away. Looks like Suguru can shower, REALLY. ] Got any requests?

[ He will start buttoning his shirt back up. ]

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[ RUDE ASS

He does not trust Satoru to get him clothes AT ALL, but he still says, ] Nothing stupid.

[ And then he kicks him out so that he can shower!! Changing the temperate to hot! Washing his hair with shampoo! It's so luxurious...

He probably finishes before Satoru is back, so he will be in the kitchen... chopping their vegetables even though he doesn't know how to cook. ]

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[ LISTEN HERE

He brings normal clothes and some not as normal pieces. ]

I'm home!

[ you two don't live here ]

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[ They can live here now. Don't all the ACNH houses have a Switch.

Anyway, he stops chopping the squash to look nosily at the clothes that Satoru brought. ]

What'd you get?

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Clothes.

[ Obviously. They are literally regular clothes. You can choose that for yourself, then also some matching t-shirts and aloha shirts... Some cute hair pins...

And a frilly apron. ]

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[ MATCHING T-SHIRTS... HE IS SO LAME but unfortunately, Suguru is not opposed.

He'll take a pair of sweatpants and a t-shirt and change. They are boys so he doesn't care that it changes right in the open. ]

You actually bought mostly normal stuff.

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Instead of what... Lacy bodysuits?

[ He'll get them shitpost stuff later, but he wants to be NORMAL and wear OTHER CLOTHES. They have been wearing their uniform for a WEEK.

He's going to go take the shower now. ]

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[ He actually assumed Satoru would grab the T-Rex costume.

But this is fine, and he goes back to cutting vegetables, scouring the cupboards for seasoning and oil, and other cooking tasks.

By the time Satoru is done showering, he's probably fiddling with the oven.

He really doesn't know how to cook. ]

What temperature should we use...?

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[ later.... the desperation for a shower and new clothes is too high ]

For what, exactly?

[ He is done and comes over to hug from behind. ]

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[ I'm glad they got showers in time for affection week so this hug isn't smelly and gross.

He's a little ? about it even though he literally did the same thing earlier. It's nice... ]

To roast the vegetables. I found some seasoning, so they should taste better than the stuff in the refectory. [ looks at the squash ] That'll probably take the longest.

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[ i'm sorry for tomorrow then ]

If you cut them about the same size, they should cook evenly...

[ Does whatever math and also guesswork because he has also never cooked. ]

Maybe 215C? And we can check back in ten minutes.

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[ WHY IS HE STINKY ]

Okay.

[ Puts the vegetables in... There they go! And then he's going to sit on the couch, looking around the house curiously. ]

Did you check out those new items that showed up? That you get in return for a blood sacrifice?

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[ i don't know ask the person who did this to him ]

You mean the rewards for murder at the swamp? I did. [ He basically dangled off of him onto the couch, so here they are being cuddly. ] What's up with that?

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[ Cuddly... Well, he'll run his hands through Satoru's hair then, even though it's still wet. ]

I don't know. Famine said there's no benefit to the cult if we kill one another. You hear anything different?

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[ He closes his eyes and lets Suguru do that... It is damp, yeah, but he did try to towel dry it as best as he can. At least they are cozy in lounge wear. Satoru just chose some plain sweatpants and a crewneck for himself. ]

I thought that all deaths count to the ritual? I guess the idea is that if we're all going to die might as well get something out of it.

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Yeah, it counts, but it's not better or worse than waiting.

[ He hums, still brushing his hands through his hair. ]

There are some pretty heavy rewards.