scary: yuffie

[turbulency]

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[mogger]

Monsters, fiends, assholes, ya know, the usual.

[ sizing up him ]

What about you? You look like you could throw a punch.

[turbulency]

[ puts a hand on his hip, looking purposely nonchalant ]

I'm pretty used to fighting monsters too.

Not that I've seen any around here.

[mogger]

I'm sure some will show up sooner or later, in a place like this.

[ not commenting on all the freaky people she's seen around here ]

[turbulency]

Yeah?

[ back to being thoughtful ]

Maybe. It doesn't seem like anything good will come out of here.

[mogger]

The atmosphere would sure attract them, for starters.

Besides, if our kidnappers have magical fog, who's to say they don't have other things we're gonna have to fight our way through?

[turbulency]

[ he hums in agreement ]

So do you have any weapons to fight with?

[mogger]

I don't need any weapons! My body is one.

... But I'm suuuuper annoyed they stole our equipment.

[turbulency]

[ he frowns a little ]

... What kind of equipment?

[mogger]

My clothing! And my shuriken! And my MATERIA!

[ the last thing is yelled in an anguish ]

[turbulency]

[ help ]

Materia...? [ ?? ] You're a ninja, right? Are you from Japan?

[mogger]

I'm from Wutai! Is Japan a country in your world? [ why does no one know what materia is.... ]

Materia! Super condensed mako? Sparkly and beautiful? Gives you powers?

.... Nothing?

[turbulency]

[ geto just looks at her like ...? ]

Never heard of anything like that. What kind of powers?

[mogger]

Like, Cure! Or Firaga! That kind of thing. I mean, I've got my own powers, but it never hurts to get a little boost!

[ rip to materia ]

How do you fight monsters?

[turbulency]

[ he just holds up his fist as an answer ]

What kind of powers do you have?

[mogger]

Why so Interested?

[ normally she'd brag but ]

[turbulency]

[ smiles ]

It's important to get to know each other.

[mogger]

Sure you aren't a spy for the kidnappers trying to get the scoop on the biggest threat in this place?

[ ok yuffie ]

[ she's joking.... probably ]

[turbulency]

[ blinks at her ]

Biggest threat being... you?

[mogger]

Definitely!

[ striking a pose!!! this proves how much of a threat she is, right ]

[turbulency]

... Well, I'm not a spy.

[mogger]

We'll see about that!

[ circling him dramatically... but it's probably obvious she's still just messing around ]

Uh huh... uh huh......

[turbulency]

[ she's so funny ]

Are you checking me out? Wow... Bold...

[mogger]

I'm deciding for myself if you're a spy or not!

[ they are so offtrack now ]

[turbulency]

What's the verdict?

[mogger]

You're safe. ♪