turbulency | scary: lucas

Not getting along with the crows?

[ scritches its lil face... animals are cute ]

[They are the perfect and highest lifeform. That's what this cat is thinking as it rolls over for tummy rubs or perhaps to set a trap.]

They're very... violent. Or maybe it's hungry?

[ pokes belly ]

Have you tried feeding them?

[IT WAS A TRAP it catches Geto's hands in all four of its paws and playbites.]

With... rats?

[CROWS DON'T EAT SLOP HE'S SURE.]

[ owowow!! ]

Uh. Do they eat rats?

[YEAH VICTORY!!! After it gently gnaws a bit, it goes back to flopping and demanding more pets. Cats are just out here doing whatever the fuck.]

...Maybe? [He has no idea man.] I believe they're carrion birds...

[ they are truly such perfect characters ]

Maybe you could give them something from the dining hall?

[they do so much heavy lifting in threads for me]

I don't know if they would like the gruel served there... But I suppose it's worth a shot?

You might be able to tempt them with a leech.

Those are kind of like worms.

[NOT THE LEECHES AAAGHHH his shoulders hunch a little.]

Those leeches have been feeding on so many of us that I think it may be a poor idea to feed them to the crows in turn.

[THEY'LL GET A TASTE FOR HUMAN BLOOD.]