scary: gojo

[turbulency]

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[turbulency]

[ Eats this pathetic kitkat. Grains are good for you. ]

You never mentioned that to me. [ He's not bothered, just curious. ] You're going to train him?

[situationship]

I went after you left.

[ It's just a statement. He isn't sad about it. He will have the other half of the KitKat and look disappointed. It is not sweet enough for him. ]

That's the plan! Actually, did I tell you I'm thinking of becoming a teacher?

[turbulency]

A teacher? You?

[ He blinks, looking surprised.

... But he guesses after Riko, Satoru had taken a liking to looking after brats. ]

Heh. I feel bad for your students.

[situationship]

[ Throws a butterfinger at him. ]

[turbulency]

[ It bonks off his forehead. ]

Ah... [ Blinks. ] You were speaking politely.

[ He used "boku"... ]

[situationship]

[ YOU JUST ASSIGNING HIM USING BOKU RN ]

They should be grateful to be taught by me.

[ STRONGEST SORCERER OF THE MODERN AGE ]

[turbulency]

[ HE USED BOKU IN THE MEMORY ]

I guess... I'm surprised that you'll have time between missions to teach.

[situationship]

[ oh, in the memory. yeah he did. ]

I'm sure I can figure it out. Plus, Yaga's going to become principal, so that leaves the spot open.

[turbulency]

Oh.

[ It's weird hearing about this. Plenty of "I"s, and not any "we"s. But he guesses that is how it had been before they were yanked here. ]

Don't work yourself too hard, Satoru. It sounds easy now, but you're going to be miserable if you don't have time to visit sweet shops.

[situationship]

You're not going to pick them up for me if I get super busy?

[ in a higher-pitched sweeter tone like this will get him what he wants. There can still be "we," but it was definitely different. ]

[turbulency]

What am I, your maid?

[ TCH. ]

But I guess... I'll be the one who has to listen to you complain anyway.

[situationship]

You're my best friend... And as my best friend, you should pick up sweets for me, especially the ones from pop-up shops and new confectioneries... And also listen to me complaining about snotty brats.

[ Hehe. ]

[turbulency]

[ Satoru really is so annoying... But unfortunately he is fond of him. ]

I already agreed, you can stop with the puppy eyes.

[ Flicks his forehead. ]

[situationship]

Ah!

[ He gets flicked, but continues to smile. It's hard not to miss this... ]

So what chips did you get for us? [ Looks. ] Oh, yeah, did you see the monster list yet?

[turbulency]

[ Hands him honey BBQ chips. Sweet tooth. ]

List? No. Where'd it come from?

[situationship]

[ did I turn off my computer before sending my tag I see I did

He passes Suguru a note!

Bakunawa
Changeling
Ditto
Dragon
Gargoyle
Glawackus
Golem
Gorgon
Gumiho
Koromodako
Manticore
Mothman
Oni
Pixie
Qilin
Siren
Sphinx
Succubus/Incubus
Unicorn
Vampire

That's it. Also, tasty. He will enjoy these. I also quite like them. ]

I got it from Daan who got it from the goats.

[turbulency]

[ Huh. Looks at it a second. ]

Isn't ditto a Pokemon?

[situationship]

You think if the Ditto loses control, it just becomes a purple blob?

[ so funny ]

[turbulency]

[ snickers ]

Maybe. That's probably the body switching power, you think? [ lifting a brow ] Do you think when the succubus loses control they just become really hot?

[situationship]

Maybe... If this is based on the game, then it's shape shifting or maybe power copying?

[ i hate teenage boys his eyebrows also raise at that. ]

What. They suddenly get tits and ass?

[turbulency]

It could be a guy.

[ though i guess guys can also have tits and ass

thinks about it ]

[situationship]

... Big... Penis...?

[ ?????? ]

[turbulency]

...

[situationship]

...

[turbulency]

Yeah, I guess.

[ hm ]

This list makes it harder to lie though.